GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And t